|First appearance||Mole Hunt|
|Voiced by||Neal Holman|
Brett Buckley is an ISIS employee who has been shot six times while employed there. His occupation at ISIS is unknown. Brett permanently walks with a cane, which is most likely due to one or both of his first gunshot wounds from Sterling Archer. He paid for the right to say he had sex with Lana in "Dial M for Mother."
During "Stage Two," when Brett learns of Sterling's breast cancer he makes a joke about Archer getting a disease that's most commonly suffered by women. Despite Sterling's good mood, he pummels Brett in response. He earned the nickname of "Mr. Bloodmobile" because of the all the times he has been shot for no reason.
Brett is a bullet magnet at ISIS headquarters. Whether he's hit by a ricochet while walking by or attempting to put his pants on, he always manages to get randomly shot.
1st Gunshot Wound
2nd Gunshot Wound
3rd Gunshot Wound
4th Gunshot Wound
His fourth gunshot wound is provided by Cyril in "El Secuestro." This wound occurred during an ISIS lockdown and was much more serious than the rest. After being forced to cover reception and answer the phones, he eventually passes out.
5th Gunshot Wound
Brett suffers a fifth gunshot wound when Lana demonstrates how Archer's new car is bulletproof.
6th Gunshot Wound
Brett is shot a sixth time in Skin Game by Archer during an ISIS lockdown and the subsequent shutdown of all of power and lighting within the building.
In Skin Game Brett is horribly beaten by Barry Dylan when he is sent to get alcohol by Archer for his wedding with Katya Kazanova after which Barry scrawled "Barry Was Here; So Was Other Barry" on the back of the elevator in Brett's blood. He was also beaten badly by Archer after laughing at his breast cancer.
Brett's status is currently unknown.
Whenever Brett is shot he always yells the same thing "God damn it! (the name of whoever just shot him)!".