|Written by||Adam Reed|
|Original air date||February 9, 2012|
Archer is woken by his alarm clock. His valet Woodhouse has arranged a birthday breakfast for Archer but ruins it by allowing confetti to rain down on it. Archer requests him to remake it without “garbage on it”. Woodhouse concedes he does not have the ingredients to remake the breakfast, or Archer's other suggestions such as nutella waffles and nutella steak and eggs, noting that today is his shopping day. Archer arrives at ISIS headquarters and proceeds to play down his birthday, only to be met with his colleagues indifference or unawareness that it's his birthday. Archer in frustration to this remarks that “there is nothing special about today at all!” to which his Mother disagrees saying today is the day of the annual fire drill. The ensemble of ISIS is lead out of the headquarters to street level where Archer is surprised by his actual birthday gift, a Dodge Challenger spy car, outfitted with direction by Dr. Krieger. The highlights of the car are listed through a promo video by Dodge played through the cars navigation system, with such gadgets as anti pursuit counter measures, twin .30 caliber machine guns and a functioning wet bar in the glove box – to be stocked with apple juice only.
After Archer thanks his mother she gives him one condition to his gift, that he never lose it or get it stolen. Archer drives off in his new Dodge only to get into a brief chase with police, losing them easily using the anti pursuit gadgets on his car. Archer goes to park his new Dodge on the street but remembering his mother's words uses the grappling hook attachment to pull another car out of its spot and park his Dodge in its place. Returning to his apartment he asks Woodhouse to detail the car and restock the bar with some real liquor. Woodhouse calls moments later to tell Archer that the car is missing. This leads to Archer going a quest to retrieve his Dodge. Archer enlists the help of his ISIS colleagues to get his car back. Pam suggests that the Yakuza that she races drifts cars against may be the culprits. Archer, Lana and Cyril pose as Pam's pit crew to infiltrate the drift meeting. After Archer disrespects their leader Moto, the crew have to flee the event whilst being chased by the Yakuza. The chase ends with most of the Yakuza pursuers crashing during the demanding drifting and their boss being knocked into the sea by Pam. Archer is saved by his mother who shoots Moto as he climbs from the sea, having being tipped off by Cheryl about Archer's whereabouts. It is then revealed that it is in fact Archer's mother who had stolen his car, in a misguided attempted to parent him about responsibility. The twist is similar to what happened one of Archer's earlier birthday presents, a Schwinn Stingray bicycle. Archer's mother also reveals that the car now has a new owner shown to be Mr. Ford. (A character from the "Frisky Dingo" series created by Adam Reed and Matt Thompson.)
- No money was exchanged between the production behind Archer and Dodge. A simple phone call to Dodge was made to ask for permission to use the Challenger likeness. 
- The apple juice instead of liquor was at the request of FX studios who have a strict no drinking and driving policy, not by Dodge as many had speculated. 
- According to Chad Koerner, who works for Trinity Digitals, a Dodge Challenger was bought by the production and a 3D model of it taken to create the Challenger used in the show. Changes where made to geometry and the custom interior complete with glove box bar created. 
- Carvel is an ice cream confectionery company that reached its peak in the 1980s. 'Fudgie the Whale' and 'Cookie Puss' were two of the more popular and advertized cakes they produced.
- Archer's snicker about "Cookie puss. Those guys at Carvel know what they're doing." could be a reference to the fact that "cookie" and "puss" are both older colloquialisms for a woman's vagina.
- "Cookie puss" is also a callback phrase of Ray Gillette, as an older slang term for anal sex in urban cultures is "cookie".
- The cars chasing the Dodge spycar in the in-car promotional video are Aston Martin DB5s. This is a homage to the famous James Bond Aston Martin and its gadgets, many of which the Challenger has.
- The car has rich Corinthian leather, which is a reference to a Chrysler marketing ploy from the 1970s. Corinth, despite Archer's insistence, is not famous for its leather and the "rich Corinthian leather" was actually made in America.
- When Lana asks "Wow, so, how much did Dodge kick in?" and Malory replies "Not as much as you'd think," it's probably a reference to Dodge not paying much, if anything, for the prominent product placement the Challenger receives in this episode.
- Archer tells Woodhouse to find out where to buy caltrops, the name for the spikes that are released from the rear of the Challenger. Caltrops are classified as area denial weapons which is why Archer suggests trying areadenialweapons.com (which is not a real website).
- Archer describes his car to Woodhouse as "black, powerful, sexy, like if Ron O'Neal was a car". Ron O'Neal was an actor, director, and screenwriter, who played the main character Youngblood Priest in the blaxploitation films Super Fly and its sequel Super Fly T.N.T.
- Archer, upset over his car being gone, picks up Woodhouse, who sprays him with tire clearner because he was "going all Bilbo-ey"; this is a reference to a scene in The Fellowship of the Ring film (slightly different from the book) in which Bilbo Baggins momentarily becomes enraged and violent and tries to scare his nephew Frodo Baggins into giving him back the One Ring.
- Mr. Moto (the name used for the Yakuza boss voiced by George Takei), was a Japanese secret agent character, subject of many movies, novels, and winking references in cartoons and other shows.
- Pam calls the Yakuza "used panty vending machine sons-of-bitches!", in reference to vending machines in Japan which sell panties purportedly worn by Japanese schoolgirls. (According to Snopes , it's true that these vending machines did exist, but it's not clear if they still do.)
- The "new owner" of Archer's spy car at the end of the episode is Mr. Ford, a recurring character from Frisky Dingo, made apparent by stating his catch-phrase "My ass is everywhere!"
- Ray Gillette's line to Archer "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero!" is a quote from a line from the 1986 film Ferris Bueller's Day Off that was uttered by Ferris' best friend Cameron near the end of the movie after Ferris rescues him from "drowning" in a swimming pool. Cameron was faking that he was drowning just as Ray was faking that he was paralyzed.
When Archer first gets his car it says 440+6 on the hood, harking back to the 440 Six Pack Wedge Motor from the muscle car era. When he opens the hood it says Hemi on the air cleaner. The Hemi was never available as a 440 from Dodge. 
Guest Stars Edit
George Takei as Mr. Moto
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- ↑ "Drift Problem". TheFutonCritic.com. Retrieved January 26, 2012.
- ↑ . Jalopnik.com. Retrieved May 12, 2013.