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Archer Got Dick
Episode no. Season 1
Episode 5
Written by Adam Reed
Tony Carbone
Production code AR01005
Original air date February 4, 2010
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"Honeypot" is the fifth episode of the first season of Archer.

Plot summary Edit

Malory's career is threatened when a sensitive videotape falls into the hands of a rogue (and roguish) Cuban agent, so she calls on Archer's expertise in seduction to turn the tables on her blackmailer.


Main Cast Edit

Guest StarsEdit

Cultural ReferencesEdit

Running GagsEdit

  • Woodhouse Punishment - Archer throws all of Woodhouse's cloths off of his apartment's balcony.
  • Not So Secret Agent - Archer tells Charles and Rudy that he is a ISIS agent and the specifics of his mission while Charles is washing his hair.

Trivia Edit

  • When Malory briefs Archer on the mission, an image of Pam can be seen winking on the computer screens.
  • In the same scene, Ramon is seen reading France Matin, with the backcover being an ad for Excelsior, the airship in "Skytanic"; the front cover features ODIN. Charles and Rudy are shown, during their first appearance, reading the same magazine.
  • The spies Charles and Rudy also read the same magazine, which reveals to be a cover featuring two unknown agents from ODIN. FX's online store sells the cover featuring Archer and Lana instead.
  • Dr. Krieger's Formula K is a featured article on the France Matin's issue.
  • The ISIS employees play "Kill Bang Marry."
  • This is Ray's first appearance in the show.
  • Charles and Rudy are portrayed by Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant, respectively. The two are main cast members from Reno 911! and sketch show The State, and are also screenwriting/stand-up partners.
  • Ramon's last name is Spanish for "lime" . It's possible that this is a reference to him being a "fruit".
  • Cheryl shares her fantasy of having a fireman save from a fire only to choke her to death.  She will later live out this fantasy in "Viscous Coupling" after her date with a fireman that she "met at a fire" leaves her with bruises around her neck.
  • Woodhouse mentions that he was once fond of a boy at school named Reggie Thistleton who died in the war. This story is expanded upon in the second season episode "The Double Deuce".

First AppearancesEdit



Malory: I don't suppose hes up?
Woodhouse: No mum, and from the looks of it, not to mention the Lemur, I would hazard he's taking a personal day.
Malory: The Hell he is!
( Archer enters the room wearing nothing but a towel, dish gloves and a catchers mask and carrying a ping pong paddle )
Archer: Woodhouse, we got any lube? Like at this point even olive oil would... ( noticing Malory )
Malory: ( Sighs )
Archer: ...Help me get that drawer unstuck.
Malory: Jesus, God, Stirling, school girls?
Archer: Those, those are just costumes
Malory: And I suppose that makes it better?
Archer: Well doesn't it? Oh, and Woodhouse I told my guest you'd pack their lunch.
Woodhouse: I'll do my best sir. I'm afraid the Lemur got into the pudding cups.
Archer: Ya, like I told you he would, you idiot!
Malory: Stirling, please I need your help, this Ramon Limon is blackmailing me.
Archer: With what? Whats he got on you?
Malory: It's...non of your nosy beeswax.
Archer: Well, then it sucks to be you.
Malory: You'll be who it sucks to be if I have to call my bridge partner.
Archer: Who? Who is your bridge partner?
Malory: The District Attorney
Archer: So?
Woodhouse: Sir, that stolen Lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face and she says she can't go to hospital because she's quote, tripping balls.
( Long Pause )
Archer: You know when I was little I used to pretend you weren't my mother.
Malory: Me too.
Krieger: Taking one for the team, huh?
Archer: Hopefully not.
Krieger: Well if you do I have developed a proprietary chemical compound which may come in handy, I call it Formula K.
Archer: And it makes you temporarily gay?
Krieger: I don't know, just started human testing by dosing Danny the intern's coffee.
Danny: Danny's definitely feeling something.
Archer: I..think I'm going to pass.
Krieger: Suit yourself, just means more for me and Danny.
Danny: Who is loving it!
( A half naked Danny being chased by a half naked Krieger )
Krieger: Danny, Danny stop running! We got to keep that heart rate down buddy! Danny!

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