|First appearance||Palace Intrigue, Part I|
|Voiced by||Lauren Cohan|
|Status||Deceased (presumed dead in bombing of San Marcos)|
Gustavo Calderon (husband, later ex-husband deceased) |
Sterling Archer(blackmailed lover)
Cyril Figgis(Second Husband, later ex-husband)
Juliana Calderon is the wife of President Gustavo Calderon, the first lady of San Marcos.
Juliana Calderon is the sexy and unfaithful wife of San Marcos president Gustavo Calderon. She appears in Season 5 Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue, Part I. She seduced Archer under the guise that she was a maid, by bringing him towels and ripping off her clothes, later her true identity is revealed to him while in the presence of her husband. When asked about her day she replies it was "exhausting, so hot and sweaty" and said she was quite "sore". This makes Archer uncomfortable knowing that these are innuendos to their sexual affair and fearing that Juliana would probably inform her husband. Later, after getting caught in a barrage of bullets from the rebel army she sleeps with Archer again and overhears her husband tell Cherlene that he purchased all of her albums assuming they were broke. She showed her ill-content with her husband's obsession with Cherlene, by glaring angrily at him when he had called after the crying Cherlene right in front of her. She was very enraged when she heard husband say that he intended to dissolve their marriage and marry Cherlene. She refused, saying "And I will tell you the same thing I told your father. I will never grant you a divorce!" and pointed a gun at him before telling him she had sex with Archer forcing Calderon to aim a gun at Archer. When asked by Calderon if the encounter was something worth dying for, Archer couldn't answer, to which Juliana replied coyly, "Right?", causing them to debate whether the first or second encounter was better. She then opened fire causing Cherlene to beat her with her guitar before the two entered into a cat fight. The fight was broken up by Cyril driving a powerful tank through the mansion.
Cyril then became president of San Marcos and had Calderon, Juliana, Archer and later on Cherlene imprisoned in the dungeon of the mansion. While imprisoned adjacent to her ex-husband and Archer, Juliana would have sex alternately with the other two through their cell bars to pass time for the next three weeks.
Juliana was then released by Cyril to become his wife; she was forced to submit to his very informal, pretentious and technically non-existent wedding ceremony (prompting a largely offish Malory to declare it " Second worst wedding ever!"). Nevertheless she denied him any sexual encounters during this farcical marriage ( i.e. Cyril's motivation to remove her from her dungeon cell and into his bed by a nominal "marriage" proved utterly useless - his sole gain being a forced marriage kiss). When he attempts to persuade her to become sexually intimate as a married couple, she quickly turned him dow; stating she wouldn't sleep with him. The marriage didn't last long; when Cyril started to lose power over San Marcos, she had an affair with one of his head officers.
She later left this latter colonel, saying she had never loved him and called him a coward when he offered to escape to the bunker when the palace was about to be blown up. It is assumed that she was killed when missiles blew up the palace.
The character is voiced by actress Lauren Cohen, who is best known for her role as Maggie Greene on the AMC television series The Walking Dead.
She appears to have a fetish for committing adultery revealing it to her first husband to emasculate him. During her second (sham) marriage to Cyril Figgis she immediately cheated on him with the Colonel. Again, as soon as Cyril fled the palace, she left the officer, stating 'she never loved him'.
- "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue, Part I"
- "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue, Part II"
- "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
- "Archer Vice: Arrivals/Departures "
- Juliana likes to dress up as the servants, and act like them. Even going as far as carrying rocks. Her husband disapproves of her activities, though it is implied she did this in order to have sex with the servants in secrecy.
- Juliana speaks in a Southern English accent, implying she is not a native of San Marcos.
- She bears a striking resemblence to the Newlywed.
- She was probably previously married to Gustavo's presumably dead father, making her originally as his step-mother. She claims she refused to give his father a divorce.