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Krieger's experimentation methods are unorthodox.

Doctor Krieger has performed numerous experiments on various characters and things in ISIS applied research laboratories leading to unexpected results.

Test SubjectsEdit


Krieger's experiment didn't end well for Chet.

Doctor Krieger has performed various experiments on (but not limited to) the following:

Science ExperimentsEdit


The pinnacle of Krieger's research, his virtual girlfriend.

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Krieger 'experimenting' on Katya Kasanova.

Doctor Krieger has conducted many experiments in the ISIS applied research laboratories.

  • Creating a series of (imperfect) clones of himself.[1]
  • Engineering a half-man, half-pig creature named "Pigley."[2]
  • Engineering (what is assumed to be) a half-man, half-goat creature named "Goatley." [2]
  • Programming his own virtual girlfriend.[3]
  • Creating his own breast milk, which he has drunk on at least one occasion.[4]
  • Testing a very ineffective form of body armor with an intern named Chet.[4]
  • Creating a sexbot called "Fister Roboto" that does more than just fist—it learns.[5]
  • Creating a Chokebot to choke Cheryl after she complains that his own hands were weak and childlike.[6]
  • Creating the Formula K compounds that he tested on Danny the Intern.[7]
  • Creating Magic Breath Strips that were actually laced with LSD.[8]
  • Tricking Ray, Pam, and Cheryl into drinking Krieger Kleanse, a tea he said was to evade a drug test, when in reality, it was a hallucinogenic experiment.[9]
  • Designing the world's most advanced Spy Car,[10]
  • Turning Archer's mostly dead fiancée, Katya Kazanova, into a Cyborg.[11]
  • Attempting to channel and duplicate the pound-for-pound strength of an ant into himself.[12]
  • Building cyborg legs for Gillette and a bionic arm for Conway Stern.[13]
  • Working on unspecified but (presumably) dangerous and unsuccessful projects involving Komodo Dragons.[14]
  • Instructing Barry Dylan in how to build a spacecraft capable of surviving reentry.[15]
  • Made an irradiated pig named Pigley III, who eats people.[16]
  • Creating the "K-9000 Infrasonic Pulse Rifle," which generates the "brown note" that makes humans defecate. Cyril, however, is lead to believe that the rifle generates an "ejaculation ray" instead.[17]

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