First appearance Heart of Archness: Part I
Voiced by David Cross
Eyes Brown
Hair Brown
Occupation Pirate
First mate, Cultural Anthropologist
Personal Life

Noah is a slave pirate who met Archer and Rip Riley after Archer killed the Pirate King. He was one of two people aboard the Pirate Ship that spoke English. He explained to Archer that anyone who kills the current pirate king will take his place. Noah is an Anthropology doctoral candidate who was working on his dissertation when he was captured by the pirates, who also stole his research vessel.

After Archer became the new Pirate King, he appointed Noah as his first mate. Despite this promotion, Noah still remained a slave. When Archer's reign as king was overthrown, Noah was jailed with Archer and Rip. He helped Archer and the others escape Pangu Island, including donating blood to a horribly injured Ray. Despite this, Archer refused to allow him to get the only extant copy of his dissertation from his hut, which meant he would have to start the process all over again. What happened to Noah after that is unknown but it is likely he went on rewrite his dissertation without notes since Archer forced him to leave behind his original copy. He could have also mastered out.

In Heart of Archerness, Part 3, Archer yells to Noah that he is a slave pirate. Noah replies skeptically, which could lead to another conclusion that Noah purposefully got captured in order to write a dissertation on anthropology as it relates to pirates. This is supported when he says that pirates are "fascinating" in Heart of Archerness, Part 2. Thus, Noah may be a voluntary captive rather than an actual slave.

Trivia Edit

  • His blood type is O-positive
  • David Cross previously worked with Jessica Walter, Jeffrey Tambor, and Judy Greer; the voices of Malory Archer, Len Trexler, and Cheryl Tunt, respectively, on Arrested Development.
  • David Cross previously worked with James Hong in Kung Fu Panda. 
  • The ball-gag he has in his possession is a call-back to Cross's character on Arrested Development, in which Tobias Funke also is known to have a ball-gag. 
  • Noah's field of study is Anthropology, which is a possible callback to Arrested Development's character Tobias Funke as Tobias would often say phrases that are unintentionally misleading and often sexual. 

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