|Voiced by||Ron Perlman|
|Hair||Black with graying temples|
|Occupation||Former Cuban Spy|
Ramon Limon is a former spy for Fidel Castro. He kept his homosexuality a secret from Fidel, who "hates the gays." He is an avid Jai Alai player. Ron Perlman provides his voice.
The Sex TapeEdit
Ramon obtained a copy of the sex tape made by Nikolai Jakov and attempted to blackmail Malory Archer with it. As a countermeasure, Malory sent her son Sterling Archer to run a honeypot operation against Ramon. The operation called for Archer to seduce Ramon into having sex while being videotaped, so Malory could counter-blackmail Ramon.
A Failed SeductionEdit
Archer arrives, wearing an extremely revealing outfit (as seen at left). Ramon, however, dismisses Archer as "not [his] type". Archer later meets Ramon at a bar called The Cockfight, where Ramon distracts Archer long enough to get out of the bar for Archer to notice.
Archer later makes a proposition to Ramon: if Archer can beat Ramon at Jai Alai, then Ramon will have sex with Archer. Ramon accepts and ends up knocking Archer out cold with a ball flying at over 200 miles per hour.
Archer wakes up in Ramon's apartment, where Ramon reveals that he knows who Archer is. Ramon and Sterling find they have a lot in common, especially concerning their controlling and manipulative mothers. Suddenly, Ramon's apartment is attacked by Charles and Rudy, who reveal that they are hitmen who were hired by Fidel Castro to eliminate Ramon.
Archer and Ramon fight Charles and Rudy. After Archer gets shot, he comes up with an idea to blow up the kitchen (where Charles and Rudy are) so that Ramon can renovate, as he hated the current decorations. Archer throws a bomb at Charles and Rudy, which explodes and seemingly kills them.
After the disbanding of ISIS, the main cast of the series becomes a drug cartel. They attempt to sell the 20 kilos of cocaine to one of Malory's contacts, which turns out to be none other than Ramon. Ramon later introduces Archer and Pam to Charles and Rudy, since, according to Charles, they are "BFF's" now. Charles and Rudy give Archer and Pam $1 million for the cocaine (some of which Pam had already eaten), only to dupe them and take the cocaine (and the money) for themselves.
Ramon apologizes to Archer and Pam before agreeing to kill them and take the money. Ramon and Archer fight Charles and Rudy again. Charles and Rudy are seemingly killed, but Ramon is fatally shot in the process. Ramon convinces Archer to kiss him as he dies (which Lana Kane witnesses and never ceases to tease him about).
After the ISIS group takes both the cocaine and the money (which turned out to be counterfeit), Ramon is later seen with Charles and Rudy, who faked their deaths with the help of ketchup packets and blanks. Charles angrily tells Ramon that it is because of him that they lost the cocaine and the counterfeit money. Ramon tells him that ISIS thinks they are dead, so they wouldn't think to come after the three. Charles tells Ramon that it was still an incredibly stupid plan.
- Like Charles and Rudy, Ramon, while initially introduced as a one-time character, returns in Season 5's "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying".
- In a promo for Season 5, Ramon is seen showing Archer his kitchen, in which Archer has a bloody head wound, much like in "Honeypot".
- Ramon's last name is Spanish for "lemon", albeit without the accent mark over the "o". It's possible that this is a reference to him being a "fruit".