|Voiced by||Robert Ben Garant|
- "Thank You."
Rudy and his partner Charles are a freelance hit squad who has taken contracts for the Cuban government despite its stance on homosexuality. Rudy is an amateur interior designer although he is not licensed. He and Charles provided Sterling Archer with tips on how to appear homosexual during his attempt to run a honey pot on Ramon to recover a sex tape of Sterling’s mother and Nikolai Jakov.
Although the details of Rudy and Charles’ relationship are unknown, Rudy shows a deep interest in Sterling's butler Woodhouse; going so far as buying him a new South Beach wardrobe. Charles and Rudy attempt to kill Sterling and Ramon in Malory’s South Beach apartment and narrowly escape being fragged by a claymore mine. The two's whereabouts and how they escaped is unknown.
Rudy and Charles appear again in the Season 5 episode A Kiss While Dying when they are buyers for cocaine that was set up through Malory and her Miami contact Ramon. However, they steal the coke and money and ditch Archer and his cohorts in the forest. He is able to retrieve the money and Rudy and Charles and Ramon are caught in the crossfire and are thought to be killed. But it shows later that that everything that had happened was according to a plan set up by Rudy and Ramon who are then shown in a hotub smoking cigars with a large pile of cocaine.
- Rudy waxes his scrotum.