A battle of the sexes ensues between the men and women of ISIS in the form of a game of darts at their regular bar. Archer's expert marksman skills close the gap for his team, and it's up to none other than Cyril Figgis to score at least two points for the win. However, the pressure proves to be a bit much for Cyril, who flashes back to a school spelling bee. While spelling onomatopoeia, a young and nervous Cyril succumbs to the pressure; wetting his pants for all to see, including his disapproving father. Back in the present, Cyril fares no better, as he has missed the dartboard completely.
The ladies triumphant and the men upset, they all leave, save Cyril, who is overcome with shame. He then finds himself in the company of one George Spelvin, who offers Cyril a drink. Cyril doesn't feel up to it, until Spelvin's sexy female Japanese companions coax him into staying. Grateful as Cyril was, Spelvin encourages him to save his thanks for tomorrow, "after Cyril Figgis saves the day."
The next morning at ISIS headquarters, a hung-over crew wait impatiently for Pam to unlock the door to the building; and a curiously chipper Cyril greets them with a smile.
Inside the office, Malory is furious as she shows everyone the strange pirate virus infecting their computers. Though Archer finds the little sprite amusing, everyone else is annoyed at being assigned the task of de-worming the entire ISIS computer network. Cyril steps up to try his hand at killing the virus, but is immediately shot down by Malory and Archer.
Cyril then meets up with Spelvin at a nearby restaurant. He informs Spelvin that he successfully managed to infiltrate the ISIS mainframe and implant the virus, but was unable to use the 'secret code' to eliminate the virus and prove himself a hero to his co-workers. Unperturbed by the latter, Spelvin congratulates Cyril and offers him a dish containing a huge pile of cash. He explains to Cyril that he actually designs computer security systems for the most prestigious spy agencies. Apparently, his systems were foolproof enough that he couldn't get his clients to purchase any upgrades for him, hence why he created the virus. He hoped that by using the virus against ISIS, it would keep his clientele in his pocket for the foreseeable future. Cyril seems hesitant about Spelvin's intentions, until he learns that the cash on his plate amounts to $50,000; and he still remains confident that Spelvin's code can kill the virus.
That may prove difficult, however, as Krieger notices that the virus has mutated. What's more, the virus has infiltrated the ISIS mainframe's databanks, and is targeting its encrypted files, which include the identities of every single ISIS field agent. Worse yet is the fact that the mainframe is secured behind a steel vault that can't be opened.
Cyril returns to ISIS headquarters to find Pam and Cheryl hauling a wheelbarrow full of computers to be reformatted (read: dumped down the elevator shaft.) Upon learning of the virus' mutation, Cyril rushes to the mainframe, where Archer attempts to shoot the vault door open. After that fails, Cyril arrives to try and use his code, but is forced out again. Archer, noticing his "leftovers" (which is actually the $50,000), chases after Cyril.
Archer walks into Cyril's office as he tries to get in touch with Spelvin. Hastily covering his tracks, Cyril again insists he can destroy the virus. Archer finds that hard to believe, as Krieger can't even destroy it; and Krieger managed to build a holographic girlfriend so sophisticated, that he successfully lobbied the state of New York to legally allow him to marry her.
Speaking of which, Krieger takes a break from disabling the virus to pitch woo at his fiancee. An impatient Lana decides to smash her projector to get Krieger to focus, but only succeeds in triggering the first of many of Krieger's "Heston moments." When Malory checks in, Lana confirms that the ISIS cover list is indeed the virus' intended target. Malory relays the news to the rest of the ISIS staff, making Cyril start to worry.
Cyril meets with Spelvin in his lavish apartment to try and get a grasp of the situation. Spelvin reveals that he intended to get the ISIS cover list from the very beginning, and plans to sell the list to the highest bidder. Cyril attempts to get a refund, but Spelvin demands 1000 times what he paid Cyril for the list. Cyril then tells Spelvin that he can use his "kick-ass" accounting skills to procure the necessary funds to pay for the list.
Back at ISIS headquarters, no one is having any luck killing the virus or bypassing the vault lock, which prompts Archer to don his turtleneck. On his way, he bumps into Cyril, who confesses everything. Archer reluctantly agrees to help Cyril thwart Spelvin (after receiving a $50,000 downpayment from Cyril, of course.)
Arriving at Spelvin's apartment, Archer hands Cyril a briefcase, which he claims contains counterfeit bearer bonds and a canister of knockout gas. Cyril enters the apartment, claiming he got the money needed to purchase the cover list, but Spelvin immediately sees through his ruse. However, both are surprised to find the briefcase only had a muffin inside, when Archer gets the drop on them. Archer then notices the server containing the cover list (as well as the sexy twins guarding them.) Failing in his advances and losing his gun, Archer is then forced to fight the twins as well as Spelvin. Archer holds his own, but not for long. He is eventually pinned down by the twins as Spelvin moves in for the kill.
However, Cyril manages to get a hold of Archer's gun, and demands Spelvin's surrender. Spelvin refuses, remaining confident that Cyril lacks the fortitude to shoot him. But after one taunt too many, Cyril opens fire. Archer is disappointed that Cyril didn't hit anyone, but then notices that Cyril did, in fact, shoot the server; destroying it and the information it contained. A vengeful Spelvin sets his sights on Cyril, who claims to have one bullet left, and it has Spelvin's name on it. Spelvin then decides to cut his losses and retreats.
Cyril becomes immensely satisfied with himself for saving the day. Archer, on the other hand, decides to see if Spelvin has a hot tub.
- In the "-01" dart game, the only target on the board that Cyril can hit to get the two points needed to win is a double one, colloquially known as, "The Madhouse." Archer's "Black Hat" (aka three double-corks/bullseyes in a row) was worth 150 points.
- In the flashback to Cyril's spelling bee, Cyril misspells onomatopoeia before wetting his pants.
- The official website for Archer was briefly "taken over" by the pirate virus a week before this episodes aired.
- Lana hits a device used to store and project an image of Dr. Krieger's virtual girlfriend, thus destroying the device and his virtual girlfriend. Dr Krieger reacts to this by screaming, "No, you maniac! You blew her up! Damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!" This is an obvious reference to the 1968 film of Planet of the Apes.
- George Spelvin is a widely used pseudonym. Famous actors use it when they want their appearance in a play to be a surprise or a secret or when they are touring with the road company before the play goes to Broadway. The porn star Georgina Spelvin took her porn name from this artifice.
- When Cyril misses the darts shots, Archer says "Way to go, 'Chokely Carmichael'", a reference to Stokely Carmichael, a major civil rights activist.
- The ransom "money" trick Archer uses on Spelvin is called a MacGuffin, and inside the briefcase that was supposed to contain the $50 million and knockout gas was a muffin. This is a play on the MacGuffin plot technique, as it is a MacGuffin Muffin.
- The muffin in the suitcase is a gag carried on from Frisky Dingo.
- Archer mentions the mainframe's vault door being made of adamantium, the material used on Wolverine's bones, and sarcastically refers to Cyril as the computer scientist Alan Turing. Archer then mistakes Turing for Nightcrawler's film actor Alan Cumming.
- The reference to Alan Turing may also be a play on words. After Turing plead guilty for indecency for homosexual activity he agreed to treatments that left him impotent. In other words he was an Ex-Man.
- After Cheryl has dropped a cart of computers on top of the elevator, Pam asks "Hows the elevator supposed to work with a jillion pounds of computers on it!?" And Cheryl replies, "Who am I Elisha Otis?" Who was an American industrial inventor that created safety measures for the elevator.
- When Cyril destroys his phone because it allegedly kept dropping calls, Archer says "You're probably holding it wrong." which is a reference to Steve Jobs' explanation when the Antennagate controversy happened.
- The title of this episode may be a reference to "The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Dr. Faustus", a 17th-century play by Christopher Marlowe. The story of Dr. Faustus, or Dr. Faust in some tellings, is a well-known European tale in which a man, bored with day-to-day life, makes a pact with the Devil, exchanging his soul for wealth, power and the love of a woman.
- The Japanese characters hanging on the wall in George Spelvin's apartment (愛痛) symbolize Love and Pain.
- When Cyril points a gun at Spelvin and he in turn tells Cyril he can't kill them all, Cyril responds 'No just you', is a reference to the film 'Stand By Me'.
Main Cast Edit
- H. Jon Benjamin as Sterling Archer
- Judy Greer as Cheryl Tunt
- Amber Nash as Pam Poovey
- Chris Parnell as Cyril Figgis
- Adam Reed as Ray Gillette
- Aisha Tyler as Lana Kane
- Jessica Walter as Malory Archer
- Lucky Yates as Dr. Krieger
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- Archer: "Hey Pam, wait up! C'mon, get me drunk enough, and I might have sex with you."
- Pam: "Really?!"
- Archer: "No, it's a Catch-22. The amount of alcohol I'd need would literally kill me."
- Pam: "Dick."
- Krieger: "Because if the worm gets into the mainframe's encrypted files--"
- Lana: "Holy shit! The identity of every single ISIS field agent is on there!"
- Archer: "So what?"
- Malory: "So, most secret agents don't tell every harlot from here to Hanoi that they are secret agents!"
- Archer: "Then why be one?"
- Pam: "Every single one of these has to be wiped, reformatted, the whole shmeel."
- Cyril: "What? But it's just a little cartoon pirate!"
- Cheryl: "'Was', but it mutated, and now we're like, on the brink of World War Two."
- Pam: "Three."
- Cheryl: "It's not a competition, Pam!"
- Cyril: "Hated that phone, y'know? Always dropping calls..."
- Archer: "You were probably holding it wrong."
- Cyril: "Oh yeah, just like Cyril Figgis always does everything wrong! Is that what you mean?!"
- Archer: "Basically."
- Cyril: "Well, for your information, Cyril Figgis knows how to beat the worm."
- Archer: "Yeah, I bet."
- Cyril: "AUGH! The computer worm!"
- Cyril: "What if I get you the fifty million?"
- Spelvin: "One is inclined to ask how."
- Cyril: "Well, I happen to be... a KICK-ASS ACCOUNTANT!
- Spelvin: "Did that sound a lot better in your head?"
- Cyril: "Yes, it did."
- Archer: "How much did he pay you?"
- Cyril: "Fif-- forty thousand."
- Archer: "Cyril..."
- Cyril: "Fifty thousand."
- Archer: "Mine."
- Cyril: "But...but I already spent,like, three thousand on new suits and shoes and--"
- Archer: "MINE! Take the suits to my tailor and the shoes to my shoemaker."
- Cyril: "I... you have a shoemaker?"
- Archer: "Do you not?"
- Spelvin: "All right, Archer, you win this round."
- Archer: "No shit, Spelvin."
- Cyril: "So, do you have to tell anybody?"
- Archer: "Depends, did you learn anything?"
- Cyril: "Oh God, yes I did, I swear, I learned a huge, valuable lesson that I will remember for the rest of my life!"
- Archer: "Which you will spend never knowing if I'm gonna rat you out."
- Cyril: "What?!"
- Archer: "Yeah. Now what did you learn?"
- Cyril: "To never confide in you?"
- Archer: "There you go. See, as long as you learn something from it, it's not a mistake."