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Trinette McGoon
First appearance "Training Day"
Voiced by Maggie Wheeler
Eyes Violet
Hair Blonde
Aliases Call-girl, Hooker, Escort
Nationality American
Occupation Prostitute
Personal Life
Family Seamus McGoon (son)

Sterling Archer (client)

Cyril Figgis (client)
Kiss my fat Irish ass!

Trinette McGoon is a former prostitute who Sterling Archer often employed. She is also the mother of Seamus McGoon which she conceived with either Archer or Cyril Figgis as his parentage is disputed.

Background Edit

In Training Day, Archer hired Trinette to help train Cyril to be a field agent. During the course of his training, she is accidentally injected with a sedative, which Cyril believes to be poison. With the assistance of Woodhouse, Archer allows Cyril to believe they have to dispose of Trinette's body. The plan goes wrong and she wakes up in the trunk of Archer's car. She threatens to tell Popeye, her pimp, about the incident, forcing Archer to give her his car and wallet.

She is later seen taking a baby for a walk in a cameo at the end of Season 1. She apparently believed that Archer was the father, because she claimed that the baby's father knew Krav Maga.

In "Blood Test" she appears at ISIS headquarters claiming that Archer is the father of the wee baby Seamus. A blood test is arranged, and Archer believes he is the likely father, stating that his chances of being the father are "about one in three." He later switches out his blood for a vial of Cyril's blood, breaking into First Savings Bank in the process. When the paternity test is performed, the blood test comes back as a 100% match, indicating that ISIS comptroller Cyril Figgis is the likely father. Some doubt can be cast on this fact because it is possible that Barry Dylan rigged the test so that Archer would be the father regardless. Archer agreed to not dispute the results of the test due to it being under heavy guard by ODIN agents, even though he was able to break in and switch the two blood vials and replace his with Cyril's blood, forcing him to pay child support to Trinette.

In the same episode, she says she has retired from escorting, and that she has a SEP. She seems to indicate that she expects to live off the child support.

In The Double Deuce,Trinette left town for a weekend to attend the Pimps and Hoes Ball with Popeye. While she was gone, she left Seamus with Woodhouse and Archer. Archer and Malory are then tasked with watching the baby while Archer takes care of a suspected murdered from Woodhouse's old squadron, The Double Deuce.

When Archer was diagnosed with cancer in Stage Two, and fearing that it may be terminal, Archer wants to bond with Seamus and arrives at Trinette's apartment. When he makes the request, Trinette admits that Seamus is not Archer's son. Despite this, in a moment of real emotional vulnerability Archer confesses that he knows, but Seamus may be the closest thing to a son he will ever actually have. Archer bonds with Seamus, to the extent that he returns Seamus to his mother with "Archer" now tattooed on the baby's shoulder. She and Seamus haven't been seen since season 2. Its also unknown if Archer still has to pay child support to Trinette since season 5 they were disbanded or their deal with the C.I.A.


  • In "Blood Test," suing Archer for child support and working with Barry to frame him as the biological father of Seamus.
  • In "Stage Two," she allows Archer to watch Seamus for a day.
  • In "The Double Deuce", she doesn't actually appear but is mentioned as leaving Archer to take care of Seamus while she's out of town.


  • "Ya puke!"
  • "Is that a friggin' candy bar?!"
  • "Well, sometimes I like to ovulate."
  • "How bout that upper decker I just left in the master bath?"
  • "You've been holding him, and you've been drinking and your hands are so damn big."
  • "Listen you kraut puke...... You're lucky his father's not here he knows Krav Maga he'll kick you're balls right through your hat."

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